lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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zannibear:

sucysucyfivedolla:

if hell is on fire and shit all the time wouldn’t summoned demons be cold on earth and need to wear sweaters and stuff

thats adorable

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

hiphopfightsplaque:

"talk dirty to me"

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asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how