spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/93211687894/the-following-occurred-over-the-phone-when-a

clientsfromhell:

The following occurred over the phone when a client had a minor issue with the site I built for him.

Client: Hi, the margin between the logo and the content is wrong. Can you simply change it while I’m on the phone?

Me: Sure. Did you want the margin to be bigger or smaller?

Client: Can you…

hate:

ouch
Anonymous asked:
what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?

sipricy:

ghoustly:

littleblueboxinthesky:

carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis

you obviously dont get it :/

Step 1: Keep it soft

Step 2: Slip on the ring

Step 3: Have fun not having fun when it gets hard

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

pentapoda:

my reaction to every episode of Elementary: WHERE IS THE TURTLE
979

remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
lubricates:

oh god
a1m1ngup:

Welcome to the Twenty One Pilots fan base.

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”