The following occurred over the phone when a client had a minor issue with the site I built for him.
Client: Hi, the margin between the logo and the content is wrong. Can you simply change it while I’m on the phone?
Me: Sure. Did you want the margin to be bigger or smaller?
Client: Can you…
how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis
you obviously dont get it :/
Step 1: Keep it soft
Step 2: Slip on the ring
Step 3: Have fun not having fun when it gets hard
waiting for someone to text back like
person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!
most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!
me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol
I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot
when u hear someone talking shit about u
this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”