when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”
if hell is on fire and shit all the time wouldn’t summoned demons be cold on earth and need to wear sweaters and stuff
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
"talk dirty to me"
I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy